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What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[x] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[x] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[x] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[x] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[x] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

Funny Athlete who loves to be different who smoked with Paris Hilton because I have AMAZING boobs

..what the crap

ok I need to do this for

For each of the 15 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the three of the deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same on your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 15 people. If you can't post thumbnails, post links.

1. RJDaae

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now i never get anyone to want me to feature them
but come on guys, you know you want me to!

I keep stealing journals from jazz!

Your Boy Side:

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[?] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.(though I will crack up if people trip or fall or something, as long as their not hurt though )
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.(soccer..)
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. (I think thats obvious when you have a brother haha)
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.()
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool. (nasty)
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(yayyy red)
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (only sometimes..)
[x] Sports are fun.(...if its bowling lmao)
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes you cant help it!)


Total = 10

Your Girl Side

[x] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.(though she never seems to make me feel much better )
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.(as long as im with fun people)
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories. (im slow)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should. (how is that being girly?)
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. ( don't wear half of them..)
[x] You care about what you look like. (eh depends on the day)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (only if its for something interesting XD)


Total= 15

yay, i am slightly more girly
lmao
that wasn't too exciting...

wow
I havent been on dA in a loonnggg time
134 deviations!
goodness

BUT
its the last day of real school
next weeks is finalss..

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (haha nah im working)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (gross)

TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (never seen it )
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have caught something on fire by accident.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (haha stupid humans)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (awkwardd)

TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (haha shout outs)

TOTAL: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (iii am stupid)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (...what?)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ?% Mentally Ill.

..wow
dA updated!
haha im getting confused with it

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Emily

1) slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
"she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily"

2)A code word for alcohol.
"Are we hangin with emily tonight?"

3) The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
person A: "i hope i can go out with an emily tonight"
person B: "i am going out with an emily tonight and we will party!"

(ohhhh yea )

2.) Your age?
19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

(..yeaa)

3.) One of your friends?
Gina

1) A person deriving from the latin meaning 'Great'. This name often crops up in love poems as being the centre of love and is known for its soft sound when spoken.
A truly beautiful name.
"Gina is the love that revolves around my once aching heart"

2)usually italian girl (guys are ginos) who are always in their club wear and know where the parties at.
"Gina's are sikest broad, especially ones from Woodbridge! "

3)Girl (guys are ginos), and very italian. Normally they're pretty hot. They go to clubs, every week. They wear some of the hottest clothes there is, and always know were the parties are at. AKA the best girl to date!
"WOAH! i just saw a gina and was like DAAAAAAYUMN. i wish my girlfriend was a gina."

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework

1) Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school.

(sooo true)

2) an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
"I was up all night doing that homework... UGH! "


5.) Favorite color?
Red

1) Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
"Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red! "

(lmao, WHY is that the number 1 answer!)

2) This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

6.) Birthplace?
Anaheim CA

Anaheim is one of the best cities in California. It is quite possibly one of the most entertaining cities for its size, it's got Disney land, the disney land resort, the convention center, and a kickass nightlife. It has also been ranked as one of the safest cities for its size. It's a clean, fun, entertaining city.

Everybody thinks it's part of Los Angeles, but we're not, we're much different than LA.

"Anaheim is easily one of the greatest cities in California, ranking up there with San Diego, Oakland, San Francisco and San Jose. "

(why did we move ;_

7.) Month of your birth?
June

1)The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
Cause June is just awesome that way...

2)The month the hottest people in the world are born.
"DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june! "

(yay!)

8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom

1)The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
"Where would you be without your mom? "

2)the number 1 butt of moronic jokes
yo mamma

()

3) someone who gave birth to you.
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

9.)One of your nicknames?
Jet

1)To leave or vacate.
"I gotta jet. "



haha silly...